The Data Theft Scandal.Data theft is a crime that is at an all time high and you can count on it to continue. This call maybe monitored. By whom? where ? why ? when ? how? The producers do a good job of showing just how easy it is.
May 6, 2010
January 21, 2010
15 business saying u should know
To help you better understand business phrases. JOE KNECKBONE HAS UNCOVERED THE TRUE MEANING:
1.It looks like……–really means….A bottomless pit that’s full of bullshit.
2.We value your business…really means….If f***ing you is wrong! We don’t wanna be right!
3.We’ll work with you…….really mean……don’t f***ing call us again!
4.I’m sorry to hear that——M**********r, I have my own problems to worry about!
5.Oh, you did…….really means…….. Stop f***ing lying!
6.Let me see what I can do….really means……I can’t help you at this time!
7.Someone will be with you shortly…..really means……I wouldn’t wait if I was you!
8.What’s the problem….really means……..——I don’t give a shit!
9.Have a wonderful day……really means……Asshole!
10.We are heading in the right direction….really means…..At this time I am f***ing clueless!
11.We stand behind our service/product….really means……It may or may not work!
12.Let’s think outside the box….really means…….shut the hell up!
13.There’s a light at the end of the tunnel…really means…..a speeding Train heading straight at your ass!
14.I’ll be more than happy to help you…really means….let me find another way to f*** you again!
15.We’re not like the others….really means…We’re worst.
